Mostly about Brad and me.
Someone told me you don't look like Brad Pitt, like not at all.
They are wrong. I totally look like Brad Pitt. There are some small differences in our appearances. The only noticeable differences are due to the age gap between Brad and me.
Despite the striking resemblance, what are some small differences between you and Brad?
There are only 4 noticeable differences in our physical appearance:
1. AgeBrad is 20 years older than me. He hates the fact that I'm younger than him because he knows he can never go back to his glory days. For Brad, looking at me is looking back. For me, on the other hand, looking at Brad is looking forward.
2. BotoxI have never done botox. Brad on the other hand has done some smaller touch ups. He started early on just before he needed botox. Specialists recommend to start early because then people don't really notice the difference before and after.
3. Hair implantsI'm not saying that Brad has hair implants, but rather that I'd need hair implants to have the same hair as Brad. He's been rocking those long manes lately and that's when people sometimes notice the difference between Brad and me.
4. Physical conditionBrad is very much in shape. He works out a lot and is conscious about what he puts on his plate. I also work out, but I like to eat. So maybe you look at me and you say: Jeez, Brad got a little fat." Well, don't start tweeting about it right away because you might have run into me.
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I still can't see the differences. Do you have a resemblance chart?
Yes, I do. Although I can't promise this will help you see the differences. We're like twins, but born 20 years apart.
This is Brad. You can recognise him because he is old.
This is me. Easily confused with a young Brad Pitt.
This is Brad without the hair implants. Or is it me in 20 years?
This is young Brad. No wait! It's me with Brad's current hairdo.
Brad's hair, my face with my glasses. Total confusion.
My hair, Brad's face, no glasses. So uncanny. Who is this?
What are the perks in life for a Brad Pitt look-a-like?
There are many perks, but I can't really talk about this. I have a non disclosure agreement with Brad's management where we have defined the perks. One of the conditions in the contract is that I can't talk about the perks of being a Brad Pitt look-a-like.
Fun fact, apparently I'm not the only look-a-like for Brad. My brother is eligible as well to be a proclaimed Brad Pitt look-a-like but he chose not to wear the title. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How is your relationship with Brad?
We are not friends, if that's what you're asking. We know about each other. Brad is a little jealous of me because I'm younger and I don't do botox. I'm a little jealous of Brad because he has better hair than me. But he has hair implants and I don't.
Can I book or cast you as a double?
No. Brad and I agreed not to step on each other's territory. I stay away from Hollywood and the movie industry. He steers clear from the creative design industry. We also agreed not to interfere with each others private life. Apart from my Flemish accent that would reveal my true identity, we could easily do each other's wives. But we don't, because we have a gentlemen's agreement.
However, you can hire me for creative design work like a fresh looking website, a mobile app interface, a new logo and branding. I can also (re)write almost everything you throw at me. I can even do legal text, but I can't promise it will hold in court.
Can I date you?
No. Not in a romantic way. We can arrange professional dates, but I prefer to call them meetings. If you want to meet in a hotel, it will be in the lobby, not in your suite.
Can you inseminate me?
No. I mean, technically I can, but I won't.
